Bohemian is Just Another Word for Clothing Optional
Out of breath and sprinting to the finish line, I’m trying hard to wrap things up here in the northland and prepare body and mind for the festivities that await next week in the Dirty South. I’m looking into connectivity so I can keep everyone who visits these pages abreast of my daily constitution while swimming through the bayous of booze, beads and brass bands. My base of operations and general HQ for the week will be the Dive Inn. From the looks of it, this reservation may go down as being my first mistake. Trying to find out if they have connectivity, I checked the link marked services, and got:

Wonderful Wayne, is ready to work out the kinks of the trip with a relaxation  massage.
            Single      65.00
            Couple  100.00

More importantly, Wayne will perform an Erotic massage. It is very sexual in nature
            Females   65.00
            Couple  100.00
            Sorry, no males

Oh boy! And if that’s not enough of a bad omen, the FAQ page informs that the pool is open twenty four hours and is clothing optional. Damn what kind of loose degeneracy have I signed up for? It’s just that kind of peacenik-commune openness that may force me to post daily photos of my nominees for “naked person in the pool who has no business being naked in the pool”. Of course I’ll set up a poll to let my readers vote on a winner.

I kept the training up this last weekend with a hit of the Rebirth Brass Band. Let me just say, you aren’t listening to any funky music if you aren’t listening to Rebirth. This band jams so tight. Check the music page and shake your ass. Marching bands are the new black. For more proof check out the UMASS Marching Band’s cover of Radiohead’s Paranoid Android (mp3).