Let the record note: these ludicrous allegations being spread around the internet that Howard K. Stern might be the legitimate father of baby Jack Skelton are totally and completely false, and frankly WILL NOT STAND!
My mother reminds me from time to time that when I was born it was during the time of the famous Watergate hearings. These hearings were on television and gripped the nation. My mother would nurse while watching the fates of important men and their political careers unfold. Well mother, it’s no different today. Well, except I can’t physically breast feed. And that riveting trial about important men? Ok, the trials actually about a bat-shit crazy dead model and her maligned drug posse. But damn I bet Nixon and his cronies on their worst behavior couldn’t make television this good.
This past December the misses converted her families old home movie from VHS to DVD. Here’s a little glimpse at Jack’s mom when she was a wee little one. Note: none of the old movies had sound, so I inserted a little J Cash to give it some bounce. Ain’t she a cutie?