In a world ruled by bat-shit crazy, gun-toting, neo-con sea monkeys, will a persecuted and misunderstood cat rise to the task of uniting our nation and lead us to the promise of a better tomorrow?
That’s my pitch for the as-yet-to-be-realised movie: “Goliath Goes to Washington”. It’s based around the shenanigans of the fun loving yet seriously heavy cat Goliath (aka Hercules), whose story has held the rapt attention of the Skelton household this week.
The short version of the story goes like this: cat gets away from owner, cat tries to steal food from neighboring house, cat is caught red-handed – stuck in doggy door – no means of escape, cat is taken to the Oregon Humane Society. The story has a happy ending tho, and Goliath has now been reunited with his owner.
I’m busy trying to obtain movie rights to this miraculous story.
See video of Goliath.