Time: 36 weeks.
Current Estimated Weight: 6 Pounds, 8 Ounces
Current Dilation of Mom: 1.5cm
Current Effacement of Mom: 80%
Average Number of Potty Runs Mom Makes Per Night: 3
Number of ‘Oh Craps’ and ‘Holy Shits’ Uttered by the Expectant Father in the Last 48 Hours: 30+
Number of 16 ounce Pabst Blue Ribbon Beers Needed Last Night to Comprehend and Make Sense of These Numbers: 4
Big week as we learned that the boy has flipped in the chute and is now bearing head down; ready to shoot into the world. All of mom’s parts are in working order and calibrating themselves for the big event. And it could be a big event as the boy is already six and a half pounds. If mom goes to term the doc said we might be looking at a nine plus pound kid. Everyone seems to think the boy will arrive sooner than the expected January 27th due date. Place your bets.
And check out those lips! So cute, like a little Mick Jagger floating underwater.