Bad Skelton
With total disregard for the high standing moral code that we Skelton’s are known to live by, I am saddened to bring to you this bizarre and tragic story from the Star Tribune. Seems troubled Jeffrey Skelton took the law into his own hands yesterday and murdered the guy his wife was having an affair with. Even stranger, Mr Skelton then called WCCO radio and spoke with a reporter there in an attempt to give his side of the story (audio). From the sound of it, he was having a really bad Fathers Day. But that’s no excuse. I assure you, a true Skelton would be above this type of simpleton act. As a high ranking executive in the Skelton Clan myself, I would like to make clear to everyone that Jeffrey Skelton will be stripped of his name and excommunicated with no further representative powers. Feel free to throw stones…or tomatoes.