Monday Computer Bug
Yikes! File this snap under “creatures you do not wish to find when you move your modem to see why your connectivity is failing”. I almost shat my pants, the fucker is so big. With terrifying antennas, the beast is at least four inches long. And believe it or not, even tho I had every intention of eviscerating the foul creature, it’s a slippery and fast little bastard and it got away cleanly. I’m typing this post in a somewhat heightened adrenaline state.

Damn. Where the hell did that thing go?

Well I finally got to my first Twins game of the season last Friday night. Accidently sat down in the family section of the Metrodome. Moments after sitting down we were approached by a dome-usher who promptly informed us that the beers we were holding and using to toast the likes of Lew Ford & Co. were a dead give away that we were not family material. Apparently the family section is all about protecting children from the embarrassment of having their parents get sotted and consequently making fools of themselves by yelling at umpires from the outlying reaches of the upper-deck.