Wireless Media Center + Hands Free Vacuum = iVac
Yup, I was one of those people waiting with baited breath to see what kind of tricks Mr. Steve Jobs was going to pull out of his hat at the MacWorld Expo. He came with his micronautical iPod shuffle, he dazzled everyone with the cheep cheep iMac mini. He even threw in a new Word Processing application called Pages, daring everyone in attendance to try it. But really there wasn’t much to chew on for those of us who have already committed to bigger more costly machines and have no use for these cheeper smaller products that will no doubt finally get Mr. Jobs products on the shelves of Walmart. So I offer up my own suggestion, cause I know Steve Jobs is a reader of the ‘jet [call me, baby] for a future Apple product – the iVac (patent pending).

Yes iVac cleans your floors (hands free). Yes it replaces your TiVo, your DVD player. Yes iVac is the ultimate wireless hub. And yes you can take it for walks around your neighborhood. It’s even programed to bark in seven dog styles. Download a couple gigs of porn onto iVac then walk it over to your neighbors house where you can watch it, all while it does their housework. The perfect gift for that Desperate Housewife. This thing kicks ass people. Technical specs are still on the hush hush. I’ll let you know more as it comes to me.