Wallmart and God

I awoke to a bitter and hellish double whammy on November 3rd. It left me wandering around the house all day yesterday. Boxer shorts and slippers. As far as I got in dressing myself. I walked for miles – wearing out the same ten foot stretch of carpet, scratching my head and eating leftover Halloween candy.

To bring this thing down to the personal, I was hard-hearted and bloodthirsty thinking about the fact that not only was I staring down the barrel of four more fucking years of the brutish George Bush death clown car. But It’s possible that I’ll have to do this without First Avenue as my Temple and Church. The bad news is unrelenting! Peter Scholtes on the closing of First Avenue. To put this tragedy in full perspective for those of you who live in the Red states, this double whammy would be similar to George Bush losing the presidency and then having your local Wall Mart burn to the ground. I know. Chilling isn’t it? Well that’s just what’s happened here in my back yard.

Perhaps this double tragedy is a sign from a higher power that it’s time to join the team of the dumb. Perhaps today I will sell all my CD’s, books, and DVDs, and replace them with the holy trinity of, The Passion of the Christ DVD, The Purpose Driven Life: What on Earth Am I Here For and, John Tesh: Worship at Red Rocks. Let these items be your road map for the next four years and beyond.

Jesusistan image methinks originated here.