Billy Ruff Sells Drugs
This little public service announcement posted on the large dumpster that my neighbors are using while remodeling their house, left me doubled over in laughter yesterday. I’m not sure what makes it so funny but I love it nevertheless. I like to bring it to people’s attention. At my local coffee shop, after receiving my drink, I let the barista know in slow hushed tones, “Hey, did you know. . .Billy Ruff Sells Drugs”.

My suspicion is that Billy Ruff attends the Catholic School at the end of my street and he has now been ratted out by one of his classmates. A middle school drug deal gone bad in the back of drama class.

Too bad they didn’t leave Billy Ruff’s phone number on the dumpster. It’s always good to know where to get the neighborhood hook-up.