Space Limo
Last night saw some serious big pimpin’ in this here space limo. It was a treat. As I drank liberally from the complementary bottle of sparkling apple cider, I noticed that the pure corinthian leather felt smooth under my wool slakes . The Limo was courtesy of the fine folks at Catalyst Studios. It fit a comfortable 15 people and gave ample room for everyone to throw metal horns when Priest came on the Hi-Fi. The Hi-Fi was encased in a cool polished faux mahogany cabinet with translucent space trim that changed its inner fluorescent color to the beat of the tribal drums. The space limo drove a half hour out of the city so that we could dine on mustard foam and eggnog creme brulee. Coming home we decided to spark up the video fireplace to keep us all warm but the tracking was off on the VHS player so the fire didn’t give out as much heat as we were hoping. The best part of the space limo, was the fiber-optic fireworks display that appeared continuously on the mirrored window at the back of the limo. We all stood in awe at its power and decided it was the perhaps the classiest piece of limo-technology on the planet. If I had to make just one prediction for the upcoming 2004, I would bet that everyone will have an animated fireworks mirror in their crib. It just has too much damn majesty.