Mystery Pee Girl Strikes Again
And this time I saw her do it! What the hell is going on? It all happened just as the misses had described it last week, except this time I was there to see it. The freaky thing is, the mystery pee girl did her deed at almost the exact same time and sure as pee-shoutin’, she did it in the exact same spot.

Now the singular occurrence of a random pee event, although still a bit weird, is almost understandable. Perhaps she just really had to go or she was locked out of her apartment, etc, etc. But the fact that it has now turned into a serial nightly event – a show if you will. . . well that just isn’t right. Where is Encyclopedia Brown when you need him most? I mean with all apologizes to stereotypes and all that, you wouldn’t guess from looking at this girl that she enjoys a good free-spirit public peeing now and again.

I followed mystery pee girl last night for about half a block trying to get up the courage to ask her, “um, excuse me miss, but why do you keep peeing behind my apartment?” But I couldn’t do it.