The Road to Breakfast is Paved with Idiots
Checkout the Worth1000 Photoshop Contests results for propaganda art. The first one is for Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. I went to get ‘donuts’ and coffee this morning. I was very tired when I walked into the bakery. I wasn’t fully in control of my words and actions. Standing in line in front of me was a very chipper young blond dude who was wearing a maroon dress shirt with a silver blue tie. When asked what he wanted from the case he happily replied, “I’ll take the two girls on the patio to go”. In what must have been a half second, I confirmed that indeed there were two girls enjoying breakfast on the patio and then for some reason I actually said the word “Idiot” out loud to the back of this guys blond head. It was one of those moments that had I not been so sleepy surely the filter between my brain and mouth would have been working a whole lot better. He turned on his heals and gave me a shit-for-brains kinda look. I shrugged my shoulders and asked for two plain glazed and a large coffee to go.