Angels Overloaded
Enough already. I’ll go see the damn movie. I’ll even sign something that obligates me to see the movie but please stop the hype train and the endless publicity saturation that hides around every corner, magazine cover, and television channel. Is it too late to edit the ending of the new Charlie’s Angels movie so that all three of the angles die and can never make another movie again? I can’t recall any movie being so overly publicized as the new Charlie’s Angels movie. Demi’s dating Ashton, all the girls get along like family and lean on each other for moral support in times of crisis. Bleectttth! Please. Demi’s gonna dump Ashton after the movie grosses more than 200 million and those girls will be lucky if they remember to send each other Christmas cards. Anyway if you haven’t gotten your fill of CA, then by all means you need to check out the Charlie’s Angels Furniture Porn (It’s Ok. It’s just chairs). It’s actually hard to tell the difference between some of the chairs and Cameron Diaz’s body. Snap. Snap. Oh no he di’ent.

The new Radiohead record reviewed by many in 50 words or less.