Our Weekend Starts on Wednesday
While putting air in my bike tire this morning a guy with no socks stopped me and asked if I had any cocaine. Jeez, I mean, how did he know I was carrying? Hee. Just kidding mom. I wasn’t carrying nothing and that did not please the guy with no socks. I think he was even pissed at me. People these days…
…I mean what with the SARS and everything, people be acting like Humanzees – getting all freaked out and silly. Gun stores can’t keep their shelves stocked and the innocent prairie dog has become the media’s new Saddam Hussien. The old adage that form follows function has been updated for the double-o-three with the much more stylish fashion follows fear. On the heels of last months No-Contact Jacket, now we’ve got Bezenville’s slick replacement for those lo-fi Kmart bought face masks. And if that’s not slick enough for you, then go get yourself one of these.
Fold and build your own robots.