God Hates Dangling Modifiers
This morning while watching the second round of the French Open on ESPN2, I feasted on some Limited Edition Incredible Hulk Cereal. It’s basically like Corn Pops cereal punctuated with Hulk inspired marshmallow combinations. There’s a beaker shaped marshmallow that is supposedly half filled with the mystery chemical that turns Bruce Banner into the Hulk. There’s a eight pointed bright yellow star marshmallow that represents the exploding of Bruce’s laboratory and then there’s a salmon colored cube that represents the all bricks the Hulk likes to smash. Then the Incredible mellow bouillabaisse is toped off with an Hulk signature green marshmallow that is vaguely human in design. The whole effect is magical. When the cereal is gone your left with iridescent green colored milk that could very well be radioactive.

Fueled on Hulk cereal, I took to my bike. I rode by this church near my apartment that advertised a sermon for June 1st called God Hates Dangling Modifiers. That’s odd enough to almost make me want to go check it out. Also on the sign was an anti-gun notice that all public places need to display in order to tell its patrons that carrying a gun ain’t cool. Jeez, people, the Hulk don’t need no gun.