Man I wish I could have an intern. Just a daily life kinda intern. Someone to clip articles from papers and magazines, record televisions shows, listen to my phone messages and sort through my emails to weed out the riff raff. It’s always a game of catch up. Someone like The Wolf (Harvey Keitel) from Pulp Fiction. He was super organized and could dial in huge complicated projects in just minutes. He would be a great personal intern. I really need to be spending all my time Ipod Turntableizing and can’t be bothered with some of the mundane aspects of reality that interfere with the creation of my new log home and typographical studies.