Morning Bike Commute: Loring Park

Fuck what a morning. Waking up to cat barf. Blew a power circuit twice. Then it’s time to force feed the sick cat with a syringe the size of my arm. 30 cc’s of the stinkiest cat food you ever smelt. Most of it ends up on my shorts my shirt the slip cover, etc. etc. he hates it and claws at me for freedom. Whilst trying to feed the cat and clean the goop off myself, I watch a little news and find out that more people got blowed up in Israel and there is a serial killer loose in California. The news people interview the friend of the latest victim. Her simple child understanding and recounting of this horribly chickenshit act brings tears too my eyes and now I’m crying trying to force feed a cat. It’s not even 8:30AM. It’s enough to make you want to go right back to bed.