A real hog belly of a morning ahead of me already I can tell. Some malicious bastard has installed an aviary of sorts right outside my bedroom window. This morning, as I lay fetal in a double pillow headphone grip trying like mad to drown out the chirps and ornery songs of my new natures alarm clock, i wonder what or who have i wronged to deserve this. What’s the deal man? Are they mad? Are they talking to themselves or to other birds? Can the bird that emits the almost ultrasonic quick three chirps understand the one that coos like a lethargic rooster? Make it stop!

I tried seeking refugee at Kelly’s place the other night only to discover that her head case neighbor had installed not one but two wind chimes right outside our bedroom window. In a backyard already pock-marked by the gardening tendencies of a clueless and bored women, these new additions make me want to move right to a deed-regulated community, where the installation of shit like that would need to be cleared by a homogenous room of property owners who have no time for the wayward gardening antics and home improvement disasters of people who went into the closet door and never left Narnia.

Well since I’m up now and there’s no soccer on for almost 24 hours, I can now write that letter to NPR telling them to knock off the big corporate posturing and take the web for what it is. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

I’ve been burning a healthy amount of music CD’s lately and franticaly backing up all my data in case Germany invades us after we skunk ’em in tomorrows match. It has been said here before that the amount of design energy companies put into their Blank CD’s is horribly lacking, that’s why I’m psyched to get my hands on these wooden blanks. They are too damn sexy and with the Southdale library having as good a jazz selection as most stores here in town (I even found three Sun Ra records) I now have more money for the horse track.

Did you read the one about the robot that couldn’t take anymore crap from his nerdy designer/owner so he ran away.