Love and War Well my brother went and did it. He got all married up. From the sounds of the peanut gallery his sole job now is the continual production of grandchildren. Just hand ’em over Dave, two at a time if you can muster it. They’ve already got names picked out for ’em and …
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Amateur Photographer I’m getting ready for my brothers big wedding this weekend. My first gig as a “best man”. I’m hoping everything goes smooth. In preparation for tonight’s grooms dinner and the wedding tomorrow, I thought I’d dust off the analog camera and take it into the camera repair shop to get it fixed. My …
Yo Mama Don’t Wear No Drawers My brother roped me into a vicious game of dart throwing last night at The Dubliner. It turns out the little bastard is a bona-fide Dart Shark. Personally, I’ve always thought that bars were for drinking and social-ly(z)ing, with some occasional sport watching from time to time. I always …
Our Weekend Starts on Wednesday While putting air in my bike tire this morning a guy with no socks stopped me and asked if I had any cocaine. Jeez, I mean, how did he know I was carrying? Hee. Just kidding mom. I wasn’t carrying nothing and that did not please the guy with no …
A Happy Little Bush When shopping for my graphic design supplies I always look to make sure that Bob Ross products are sold there. It’s like the stamp of approval from the Better Business Bureau, but for art supply stores. If it’s good enough for Bob than I know I’m only getting quality products and …
The Disabled List I had to make a managerial decision today to put myself on the temporary disabled list. Yesterday while patrolling center field for well hit fly balls, I tried to evoke the spirit of Torii Hunter and chase down a ball that was well outside my athletic ability. Racing across the grass, I …
Skateboarding with a Bowl of Papaya Salad The meal of the gods is surely Thai Green Papaya Salad. Where have you been all my life? I swear I could eat this stuff three times a day it’s so good. It’s light, it’s filling, and it’s got more flavor than the combined efforts of all the …
All Your Life in a Brandy SnifterI saw this awesome rerun of Saturday Night Live over the weekend that had this funny skit where Alec Baldwin and Jimmy Fallon were two entrepreneurs from Long Island who had a company called something like Precious Moments where they would take your old treasured photos and class them …
House Money Effect I’m sure someone could write a doctoral thesis on the juxtaposition of the two sides of this bus stop display that lurks outside my building on Washington Avenue. I have to hand it to Skyy Vodka they’ve really taken the whole phallic advertising thing to a whole new level. It reminds me …
Time spent wellAnother weekend, another fine wedding of one of my extended High School family. Congratulations Emily and Bryce. Thanks for the boat tour on the Saint Croix. Yesterday, I saw Owning Mahowny (site | trailer). And yes, Philip Seymour Hoffman can do no wrong. Whether he’s huffing gas in Love Lisa or a gambling …