Pam’s Drunken Dogs of Judgement Got over to the Portland Art Museum (Pam) yesterday. Checked out the new Mark Building which houses the Jubitz Center for Modern and Contemporary Art. Got followed around way too closely by a security guard that looked like Buddy Holly. He looked determined to catch me shoving a Rothko down …

Skelton’s Alphabet Workbook Boy am I excited when I make a discovery like the one I did last night. I was just settling in to read Eric Gill’s An Essay on Typography when I noticed that the introduction to the volume was penned by Christopher Skelton. Immediately, I was curious. Another Skelton interested in Typography? …

Craftsmanship My daily inspiration for getting work done comes from this gigantic spider and his (her?) daily web slingin’ creations. I felt pretty good about the nice laminate flooring I installed in the downstairs bathroom last night but after catching a glimpse at the fog infused architecture my spider buddy rocked over night, I feel …

The Luxury of Knotty Pine Just returned from a relaxing retreat in the upper most point of the State of Washington. The beautiful Semiahmoo Resort was our destination. Highly recommend this spot if you’re looking for a getaway. They got one hell of a cheese plate you can order up to your room. The resort …

Customize Your Friday A wet Portland Friday is upon us. Flapjacks are sitting heavy in the belly and it’s time to get down to some work before we throw in the towel on this week. Portland welcomes the Fucking Champs tonight at Sabalas. Massive amounts of guitar pyrotechnics are what’s need to round out the …

Poltergeist n: a ghost that announces its presence with rapping and the creation of disorder This morning, in the space of one minute, these three events happened in quick succession: 1. the power went off and then on causing my computer to shut down, the lights to flicker and the smoke alarm to squeal, 2. …

Chemical Slow Down Looking for a new hair texturizer with unlimited styling possibilities and long lasting hold? Put away your fancy Aveda hair control granules with marshmallow and flax, cause I got a homemade recipe for hair gel that will have everyone at the office asking, “How does Johnny get his hair to look so …

Green Day Went to the Green Day world stadium tour 2005 last night. Wow. What a strange and wonderful show. Billie Joe is the human Energizer bunny and the band knows how to dominate a sold-out stadium. Punk rock in the 2005 is a heavyset older women wearing a muumuu standing next to you, completely …