More About Maintenance
The Master Wrench, an auto repair shop up the road from The Ranch, dishes out the sage wisdom. Every month or so they refresh the sign with some good horse sense.

Right now there are no less than five dogs having a shouting match in the neighborhood. It sounds like reality television. I wonder what they are talking about.

I now own a patio umbrella. I am all grown up.

I am down to my last four pieces of salt water taffy. This makes me anxious.

We are having a heat wave in Portland and I can’t figure out how to turn on the central air.

I have gone through two toothpicks this morning, yet all I’ve consumed is coffee.