Exercise the Mind by Destroying the Liver
I’m trying to gear up for tonight’s heated intellectual debate. Mental push-ups, people. Tonight’s intense political discourse will no doubt be historical, the barbs and jabs so electric, one might – if one held their head just so – see a slight pale glow hovering over Miami. With all the pre-fight pabulum and polemics the pundits will be pounding into our plump potatoes, and with John Stewart rounding things up after the fight, it’s bound to be a long night. A case of beer plus if I had to estimate.
I thought I’d do my public service by limbering up your minds with a little trivia this morning, just to get the grey-matter messaged and ready for tonight’s epic battle.
Here are your questions:
- Name four U.S. states that have a name and a capital that share the same first letter ( for example: Minnesota/Minneapolis would be wrong! ).
- What is the new proof of Jack Daniels Whiskey, that the company neglected to tell its customers it had lowered it to?
- How do I vote?
- What song by what artist was the first to use the “izz” infix, thus spawning a linguistic revolution and giving birth to a real boss trend? Bonus points if you can quote the lyric from memory.
- What is the correct definition of “Tribal Sovereignty“?