War Drums
I think I’ve found the drum set of my dreams. Isn’t she a thing of beauty. And what with it being an election year and all, these babies are the perfect instrument I need to beat a war march to the polls in November. I can do a drum roll for John Edwards, a cymbal splash for John Kerry, a paradiddle for Al Sharpton and can give Ralph Nader the big kick drum. Sitting upon the throne of this patriotic drum set, I will lay down a wicked bossa nova groove and we will all dance George Bush from his un-hip exclusive clubhouse. Dance! It’s Carnival time.