Having experimented with solid foods over the last few weeks, I give you the results: Sweet potato: 5 stars Squash: 3 stars Peas: 1 star (actually more like – get that shit away from me – zero stars!) Rice cereal: 2 stars Rice cereal spiked with sweet potato: 5 stars!!
Monthly Archives: June 2007
Summer At The Pool
Love this photo by d. yee. It was taken over the weekend at a Pool Party concert with Superchunk in NYC. I would love to have seen the show.
Beardy Man Bakes a Beat
This guy needs his own show on the Food Network. I’d like to see Beardy Man and Rachel Ray do battle. In this video Beardy Man mixes global climate change and Michael Jackson to chilling effect.
Special Agent ’67
The drop box is absolutely brimming with plant matter. It took all weekend. My lower back is petrified and my knees have just informed me they’ve gone on strike for the remainder of June. I’m lucky to be alive really. If someone was to make a safety film about how not to use a ladder, …
Lubricate Generously
I’ve been sitting here trying to concoct a magnificent fairy tale of an excuse for my blogging silence. In my head, this blockbuster narrative would have started with rum-soaked, moody pirates in candy cane stripped thigh highs who time travel on unicorns the color of mint. They’ve chosen to lay siege to Portland using old …