Baby class tonight, which means no Halloween parties, no trick-or-treat, and no pumpkin carving. Hopefully, at the very least, they’ll show some type of gory birthing video cause if they don’t the whole night is a bust. Image above taken from Plan59. Bonus costumes: Captain Smalls, Coleson, and The Devil’s Minions.
Monthly Archives: October 2006
Coach of The Year
The birthing classes are off and running and already we are knee deep in Wharton’s Jelly and calculating the viscosity of mucus plugs. You just can’t have a conversation about newborns or yet-to-be-borns without discussing at least three or four different types of fluids. Fluids, muscles, and membranes – the biology of fun. Our teacher …
Back to School
The neighbor on the Southern border of The Ranch has taken to watching television outside. He’s situated a television on his patio with the screen facing the direction of our homestead. And here’s the kicker, he only watches M*A*S*H. There must be some cable channel that playes M*A*S*H episodes back-to-back all day long. Seriously, I …
His Program is Growing
It’s been raining mightily this morning and yet the cats beg to go outside and play. I let them out and they run straight for the puddles and dance in the fresh muddy soil that I laid down last weekend in an attempt to revitalize the lawn situation. A half-hour later I get up to …
Belly Watch: 24 Weeks
Things are getting large in the belly department. Baby Skelton has graduated from gentle tap dancing to full-on Beat Street inspired break-dancing. He really gets the party bumping just before the sleepytime hours. He seems really invested in the Project Runway finale. Two quick kicks means he likes the design and a random flailing of …
Dancers Wanted
Frustration. Too much to do and the blog withers on the vine as I attend to other matters. I need an Army of Me’s to get through my lists of to-do’s. Seems like a month has gone by since we got back from Vegas. Has it only been a week? Vegas delivered in big ways …