Pad My Life In Bubblewrap Damn The Jeffersons and their unyielding theme song!! Why must that exuberant anthem of American Prosperity broadcast itself on my inner brain’s hi-fi system repetitively, like the time 93 FM switched over to the ‘EDGE’ and played R.E.M’s ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it’ for 24 …

Ranch Inspection God bless the world wide interweb. Not only were we able to pay for our home inspection using Pay Pal, but we also received our Home Inspection Report via the web. Purchasing a home long distance has been a lot easier than I thought. Thankfully, the ranch inspection results went pretty well. Not …

The Wretchedness of My Oculus Aye. My eye balls feel like they’ve been rubbed hard with sand and broken glass after my first full day back behind the compu-monitor. I want one of those industrial eye washes that we used to have in the back room of Mr. Jensen’s science class. A 30 psi flow …

Summer Dynamite Best purchase from Portland came from the Adidas store where I scored these dragons on the cheap. Something about the old skool materials or the thin body of the shoe – I’m not sure, but lacing them up for the first time took me back to buying sneakers as a kid at Donalds …

A Frewing Wedding and A Skelton Ranch What a difference a week makes. My best friend is married and Team Skelton now owns a home in Portland Oregon. It blows my mind just to write that. We arrived in Portland last Friday. Friday night was a nice metal music tinged bachelor party for the Good …