Raging at the spectacle of a chewed-up dupe At the stroke of six AM a drooling red-eyed beast arises and lifts himself gently from his tender slumber pocket. Having bathed himself of the impurities of the last 24 hours, he flips open the black plastic racket machine and tries to focus himself on another hundred …

The Real Iron ChefSaturday night was a celebration for Joy’s birthday. We gathered at Ichiban’s Japanese Steak House. Joy drank booze out of a ceramic Budda with a straw in his belly. The food was damn good. My belly was full of shrimp. In between sips of Jameson’s whisky, I took a few pictures of …

A Romance in Lower Mathematics It’s days like today that I am so happy to have cable. 99% of the time I spin through the channels and find very little that grips my attention for more than a few fleeting moments. But Saturday mornings I can always rely on the Cartoon Network and old Looney …

Quality ControlUffda. Late night barnstorming with the troops over on the North Side. I fell in love all over again with my dear old friend from the left coast – Olympia Beer in the can. It has been too long. Where have you been olde thymer? For good or ill, the reunion was intense and …

The Celebrity Power 12 To my great satisfaction, I have enlisted into the ranks of lo-fi technologies, the super heavy weight mechanics of the durable Sears Celebrity Power 12 Electric Typewriter into my growing arsenal of old world devices. It helps me get work done around HQ and excites the tactile senses long left dormant …

On board I’m the captainOK. Styx. Come Sail Away. I never really appreciated the full epic proportions of that song until today. What an anthem. Dennis De Young singing way too overconfidently about angels, childhood and UFO’s – weird shit. It starts out all mellow and classical and then gets super heavy and then descends …

Illuminated Lamb…Holidazzles your lawn A trip to Menards revealed to me what everyone will be receiving for the holidays. They had other animals to complete your nativity scene but I think just The Lamb will do fine thanks. After receiving his in the mail, The Good Doctor decided that the best way to enjoy his …

Not in my backyardSpecial odd fallacies in the dim light of the morning, make me question the intentions of my neighbors. I rose exceptionally early yesterday, with a hangover and a desire to settle down with black coffee and a copy of Harper’s. Maybe I could repel the morning cold with the tight arguments of …

Too much workingDamn deadlines keeping me from posting proper. Frantically coding to the finish line of another Friday. Listening to the frenetic The Streets “Original Pirate Material“. Great record. Got all my hair whacked off at the Aveda School today. That place is nuts. 400 white lab coat wearing girls running around spraying each other …

Daily design for the avant garde soul For the budding typographer on your holiday shopping list, might I recommend this sleek calendar designed by Kit Hinrichs. Each month highlights a classic type with a brief description. It’s more of an art piece really then a calendar that you would want to write all over, but …